Thanks Friedrich, for the nihilistic self-help

Given how we are all snowflake ninnies now, offended at everything as the world convulses around us, maybe we could do with some help. Self help.

No, not Jordan Peterson shouting at us to pull ourselves together, or Eckhart Tolle urging us to stare into a flower. Not Deepak Chopra or Pema Chodron or Tony Robinson or any of them. Let’s have a self-help quiz. Who made the following statements?