If you too have had enough, join me for some ‘Mr T’ leave-taking

Ritual progress doesn’t quite constitute news. Not news in the way the growing survival numbers in the avalanchehit hotel felt like news, says Terry Prone.

This post-truth Monday morning, this column makes you, the reader, an offer you cannot refuse.

Not just an offer, in fact. More than an offer. A cast-iron guarantee, even. It goes like this. You read from top to bottom and nowhere within it will you find the T-name.