There's still a lot to be done before Christmas

Suzanne Harrington shares her Christmas to do list

TO DO LIST: Write to do list. On a page, with a biro, not in your head. Get Omega oils to help with memory. Post Christmas cards. Remember to write them first, and put the right card in the right envelope. Remember last time when you did it too quickly. Awkward. Don’t bother sending Christmas cards to anyone under 30, they won’t know what they are. #festive.

Replace all the Christmas stocking chocolate again, and this time put a in better hiding place from self. Look up nut roast recipe and lose the will to live. Source vegan turkey. There must be one somewhere. Debate making own vegan mince pies. Remember everyone hates mince pies, and feel relieved.