Brangelina reporting should make us ask some serious questions ...

‘Poor Jen’, as she was known for years in the tabloids, had been cheated on, then cast aside, by Pitt for Jolie, who — as you might be aware — went onto become a four legged mega creature with six child tentacles called Brangelina.
So how did Jen — now happily married without even a single biological or adopted child, because she didn’t want any, thanks all the same — respond to the news?