What’s Bertie doing back on the scene?

Former taoiseach and former Fianna Fáil leader, Bertie Ahern, has re-emerged from his closet... what is he up to now?

He is to be found everywhere, advising on this and advising on that. This is strange as he suffered memory loss when giving evidence to the tribunals at Dublin Castle?

Let’s immediately put an end to his “Gobby-Hockler” guises, by removing him from the ‘Council of State’, before he turns the Áras into a bank. Am I right in saying, that he stored his money in the Department of Finance, when he was a minister there?