We will live in a political vacuum until new government is elected

Last Saturday I went to my local retail park. Thinking it being January, the Christmas crowds would be gone, this male would be able to shop in peace.

But no, on arrival I discovered there wasn’t a parking spot to be had. After driving around several times hoping to catch someone leaving, I remembered about the little used auxiliary overflow car park. But it too was packed, aside from one empty spot encroached by some overgrown bush.

After ramming the car in, I proceeded to browse the local wares. Surprisingly, despite the full car park, there wasn’t a shopper to be seen.