This involuntary talkfest about incontinency is peeing me off

WHEN incontinence meets transparency and accountability is where the line must be drawn. Especially when the incontinence is real. Not figurative. Or metaphorical.
The ruling consensus maintains that transparency and accountability are the ultimate virtues. Of course, the ruling consensus is always self-righteously wrong in the long term, and when climate change drowns and burns the human race off this benighted planet, the current focus on transparency and accountability will count for nought. However, right now, all right-thinking people stand firm on the importance of transparency and accountability, voluntary and involuntary.