Next Dáil a horror show with an interchangeable cast

Election campaigning hasn’t started yet, of course. Oh, dear no, whatever gave you that idea? It’s only a coincidence that the Coalition is going to great lengths to create the illusion that the recovery is in full swing

Enda vs Chaos — that’s the winter electoral blockbuster coming your way.

Well, that’s what the Fine Gael script-writers hope you’ll buy as they paint mild-mannered man of steel Captain Kenny as the only thing standing between Ireland and the anarchy of the Shifty Shinners, Loathsome Lefties, and Dizzy Independents — a bit like Mad Max, but if he wore lycra and went around on a pedal bike.