Enda and Joan take us on fantasy tour

Hello everybody. Welcome aboard your fantasy holiday with Toto Torro Tours.

Enda and Joan take us on fantasy tour

Our driver today is Enda. Enda is ably assisted by Joan. Our destination is Playa del Paradiso.

Please do not distract the driver by engaging with him in conversation. If you have questions, Joan may (or may not) answer them.

You may have to listen to the same old tunes that we usually play on our onboard stereo.

There is a WC at the back of the bus. You may need to wash your hands. There is a cover charge for the convenience. Please do not flush the toilet.

If you are a TD (“Terribly Decent”) person, please feel free to come up to the microphone.

Michael Mernagh

Raheens

Carrigaline

Co. Cork.

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