Ministers heroic for going the distance on Paddy’s Day

Wonderful news for the 400,000 unemployed. Our Government ministers are on the Paddy’s Day march.

A full 27 of them will be going abroad to the far corners of the Earth, and will be bringing back jobs from all these exotic places.

My heart leaps for joy, knowing this annual political tourist p***-up is for the common good, and I feel overwhelmed with pride, at such dedication to national duty.