“It’s not like you’re going over the top in the Somme”

I MEAN, seriously? What’s it all about? First there’s the shopping.

Shopping, shopping, shopping. And you think to yourself, it’s not so bad, I mean it’s only shopping, after all. I mean, we’re not talking down the mines here.

Then there’s more shopping. And a bit more. And just when you’re thinking, at last that’s the end of the shopping there’s more shopping, which will be the last bit of shopping until the next bit of shopping, which is when you start to think going down the mines has got to be easier than doing all this shopping.