We should be so proud to be Irish

Oh feck, what a feeling, Mick Noonan today announced that we are free... the troika have gone off into the sunset, slán abhaile lads!

This must be what it felt like back in 1922 when the Imperial army of occupation (the Brits) decided that Ireland was un-governable by his majesty and his loyal ministers, and also that shooting and hanging us just made us mad enough to shoot back, (such un-gentlemanly conduct could not be tolerated by loyal subjects). So now we have achieved freedom again, thanks to our unwavering austerity programme and our ability to satisfy the “markets”, and this according to our “dear leader” is down to us, the Irish people!

I never felt so proud in my life. Imagine, thanks to us we have upheld the status and wealth of a few big “investors” and a crowd of experts who live in a hedge; we have also managed to keep the wealthy in Ireland in the style of life which they deserve, we have even managed to keep them in good pensions for the rest of their lives. !But,!!! listen now to the cribbers and those left wing pinkos trying to knock the progress we have made.