Is there a doctor in the House? Sadly, there are two ...

WHILE Alan Shatter was obsessing about Dr Who, the IMF had a far more scary medic in their sights — Health Minister Dr James Reilly.

For the international money lords dealing with Reilly, it was less a case of Dr Who? than Dr Why? — as in ‘why is this guy still in office?’

Meanwhile, on ‘Planet Shatter’, the law-and-order supremo abandoned the fight against crime to declare himself “Minister Responsible for Time”, as he advised people to watch the new series of Dr Who while putting their clocks forward. Back on planet Earth, the IMF were getting twitchy about the focus of this bizarrely distracted little government.