Blowing the cover on a stormy political marriage

It is the badly written potboiler that everyone is talking about: Fifty Shades Of Fine Gael.

The compelling story of a doomed, self-loathing affair, electrified by the surging undertone of sadomasochistic pain, coupled with the tingle of ultimate power.

It is an ugly mirror to the wild, unpredictable shotgun marriage between the Blueshirts and Labour set against the backdrop of a torrid, unforgiving world.