Thank you Taoiseach for filling my heart with apathy

AFTER watching Dame Enda’s speech Sunday night, I’m no longer worried about crippling austerity or mass emigration nor am I scared of a 15% unemployment rate because our great leader eased my fears.

The budget promises that not all the bond holders will get all their money, not all our millionaire civil servants will take home all their wages, but cuts at the top will affect those at the bottom and that will affect the poor even the new poor (former middle class).

As a citizen I’m duty bound to do my duty, for my great leader gave me a great reward on Sunday night. Yes, he took Bertie’s phone off him. Enda from the bottom of my penniless heart, I thank thee for as long as you continue without fear or compromise to punish those who plundered my country. Fear will not fill my heart, it’s been replaced with pure undiluted apathy, for you know not what you do, a king you are not.