Putting Wilde behind bars again in Paris

DID you hear the latest nonsense from cloud cuckoo land by the Minister of Public Works, Brian Hayes?

He wants to put restraining bars around Oscar’s tomb at Père Lachaise in the City of Light to stop his admirers leaving lipstick traces, flowers or mementos.

Fancy wanting to put Oscar behind bars again — didn’t he suffer enough behind bars in his life without his soul being incarcerated? And what makes him think that Monsieur, the Mayor of Paris and the Parisians would allow his ragamuffins from the Office of Public Works to run wild in their Paradise?