Glasses are half full or half empty, but no one has a bar tab any more

TWO men sitting in a bar, each drinking a pint. The first man’s glass is half-full. The second man’s is half-empty. Here is their conversation.

Glasses are half full or half empty, but no one has a bar tab any more

Man 1: I’m really looking forward to 2011. Things will be better.

Man 2: I’m not. They won’t be any better. They’ll be worse.

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