Your Majesty, here’s a fairly rough guide to Ireland

FÁILTE go hÉireann, your Serene Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.

I take the liberty of suggesting some places of historical interest which you might wish to see.

Cromwell got it wrong, Your Highness – go to Connacht first, to the Famine Memorial Park in Murrisk, Co Mayo, which commemorates the 2.5 million people who either died of starvation or emigrated during the Great Hunger in the 1840s.