BP in search for a bridge over troubled waters

I HEAR that after they complete the oil spill clean-up, BP wants to adopt a theme song to ease the bad feelings stemming from this disaster.

The song, with music by Sammy Fain and lyrics by Irving Kahal, is an American pop standard and it is appropriately titled ‘Oil Be Seeing You’. Perhaps the US can counter with ‘We’ll Be Suing You’. Hopefully, we won’t be seeing the likes of BP ever again.

Herb Stark