Funny recipe

TAKE one well-plucked Taoiseach. Boil. Reduce to quivering mass.

Sat, 28 Mar, 2009 - 00:00

Add in overzealous press officers and a dash of spicy civil servants. Stir in gardaí and mix vigorously. Meanwhile, lightly fry the media. Allow to simmer gently: the perfect recipe for laughing stock.

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