Why a prescription for Viagra would be a useful Christmas present

ALL I want for Christmas is a prescription for Viagra. I figure my chances of getting one are small, since Irish doctors tend to be a bit limited when it comes to creative prescribing, and also because nothing’s gone right for me with the Christmas preparations thus far.

The Christmas Tree was up and fully decorated before I realised it was at a Tower of Pisa tilt that required it to be tied to the pipe leading to the radiator. I thought I’d trussed it fairly subtly until the man in my life came home from work and surveyed it.

“Trying to escape, was it?” he asked.