Cardboard country

NOW that we have life-sized cut-outs of garda cars on roadsides in Co Kildare when can we expect cardboard versions of gardaí on our streets, decoy health professionals in our hospitals and elsewhere.

The potential is enormous and will be of great benefit to the exchequer during these stringent times. I can even see a facsimile Dáil where nobody would spot the difference.

Keith Nolan