The perfect Christmas present is a cow, it will do a multiplicity of good

THERE are three great things about receiving a cow for Christmas.

The perfect Christmas present is a cow, it will do a multiplicity of good
Mon, 18 Dec, 2006 - 00:00
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Terry Prone

The first is the feeling of referred virtue.

This cow will, it is promised, do some good for someone, somewhere.

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