The three men are on the run, but God knows where they will end up

I DON’T know what the penalty is for travelling into this country on a false passport, but it must be considerably better than 17 years in a Colombian jail.

It would appear that that’s the worst the three amigos recently arrived from Colombia can be charged with under Irish law, which seems to be the only legal process they have to fear at the moment.

‘Thanks, but no thanks’ would be their response to an offer of long-haul travel anywhere near that part of the world.