Pepsi will fizzle out as worst ad ever

Pepsi, were you coked up? Imagine the scene.
A bunch of expensively educated ‘creatives’ — and yes, those apostrophes denote sarcasm — are sitting in a playroom, sorry, boardroom, surrounded by wacky zany props like juke boxes and bean bags to encourage ‘creativity’ — and yes, those apostrophes are still sarcastic— when one of them pipes up, “I know, let’s get someone rich , white and privileged, and put them in a protest march, you know, like those zeitgeisty Black Lives Matter things, with lots of product placement. Genius!”