It’s Moby Déise as Waterford fans push boat out with paint attack

Waterford supporters trawling for the upper hand in next weekend’s All-Ireland hurling semi-final have resorted to very fishy tactics in Youghal with an audacious attack on a replica of Moby Dick.

Pride has been harpooned in the east Cork town after Déise buccaneers Moby-lised a boat and painted ‘Up Waterford’ on the helpless fish.

The covert operation is understood to have been conducted “at around 4.30am,” according to one gutted Cork supporter.