Keano committed to settling old scores

We’ve long been familiar with the concept of death by a thousand cuts. This week we learned about publication by a thousand tweets. 

Yesterday at the Aviva Stadium, the man from the publishers was forced to concede that the planned billing of Roy Keane’s official book launch in Dublin as “a world exclusive” had been undermined somewhat by the torrent of leaks which flowed all week following its premature release at a supermarket in England.

The person responsible, he added with a small smile, was now understood to be the first in line for a job at the new Tesco branch in Kazakhstan.