Injured cyclist endures unwanted erection for five weeks

What goes up must come down — unless you’re a mountain biker whose pecker stays erect for so long that medical intervention is necessary.

After a month of gravity-defying behaviour, the offending organ was finally laid to rest at Tallaght Hospital in Dublin.

The Hell on Wheels erection occurred after the unnamed cyclist sustained an injury on the crossbar of his mountain bike that resulted in irregular bloodflow to his penis.