Bodybuilders put their backs into event

I shake the hand of the new Mr Cork, resist the urge to wipe the tan and know true inadequacy.

Some man for one-and-a-half men. 52-inch chest, 21-inch biceps. A symmetrical expanse of muscle.

“Ah, it’s not about the size,” says Giani Relu Gauca, sympathetically. In a few days, Giani insists he will be a different guy. A little deflated.