It’s Enda the dragon but exit the conscience

Not so much Enter The Dragon, more like Enda The Dragon — well, that’s how the Taoiseach would like to think of it any way.

Thankfully, he decided not to try to emulate the diplomatic skills of Micheál Martin and mimic a borderline racist Chinese accent, but instead moved to seduce his audience with flattery at a major trade push.

Enda listed all the characteristics of this newly born Year of the Dragon and seemed to embody them himself because his speech really did drag on, and on, and on.