It’s my Bert-day and I’ll hide if I want to

“WE DON’T do presents” said Maurice Ahern, as he strolled into his brother’s controversial birthday party last night.

And we all fell around laughing.

The Aherns might try and tell us that they don’t mark birthdays with presents but their brother is the man who brought the concept of a “whiparound” among friends to dizzying new heights.