Enda may be chicken but Bertie’s just fowl

THE dying days of the 30th Dáil have been dominated by sex, tears and chickens.

The phoney election war reached a new low as Labour rustled up a rather manky looking chicken suit and made one of their supporters run around Leinster House in it to showcase the fact Enda Kenny is running scared of a TV debate.

Clever stuff — it’s great to see the impressive battle of ideas that is political discourse commence in such highbrow fashion.