‘PR firm selling us last year’s old story’

WHAT a brilliant, innovative, up-to-date concept — a cotton bag in a country that ditched the plastic five years ago.

Yes, the creme-de-la-mered, fake-baked, PR machine is getting all stillettoed up to sell us last year’s story — Anya Hindmarch’s I’m Not a Plastic Bag bag.

Look, we’re not only going to have trouble with the name — we’re beyond the concept.