Squeaky clean Kenny plans to mop up grubby health service

ENDA KENNY is very keen to wash his hands of the incumbent’s handling of the health system.

In fact, so much so that he carries surgical fluid when out canvassing the electorate and pressing people for those crucial votes.

Hopping from ward to ward visiting patients and staff in hospitals, the Fine Gael leader has revealed his fondness for wiping away the blighting bacteria left during Fianna Fáil’s recent tenure of the health system.