Two-timing Prudence for floating votes

BRIAN COWEN deceived to conquer yesterday, appearing to remain faithful to his true love Prudence while winking at every floating voter behind her back.

The unseasonal look of gloom which settled over the Finance Minister as he slumped back into his seat belied the standing ovation erupting from the benches behind him.

The delighted-looking Government TDs realised their Santa had delivered Christmas early.