No going back now to the ‘auld ways’ of yore

Macho Mayo Man. I want to be a Macho Mayo Man. The testosterone levels were high among the Blueshirts in The West at the weekend, resulting in a peculiar odour in the packed auditorium for Enda Kenny’s triumphant match on his near-enough-to-home turf.

Thankfully there were a few well-perfumed women in the crowd to tone down the whiff of raw sweat.

It’s surprising really though that any of the fairer species were let in to the FG national conference in Galway.