FF gunslingers bring on Indians in battle to sell electronic voting

MARTIN CULLEN’S hired PR guns hit back against the apparent lack of public confidence in electronic voting yesterday by highlighting the faith Indian voters have in the system.

Following an opinion poll showing the majority of the electorate want e-voting to be scrapped until there is a back-up paper record, the environment minister’s €4.7 million publicity campaign swooped into action by proclaiming: ‘India Chooses Electronic Voting’.

Colloquially known as “buddies of Fianna Fáil”, Q4 Public Relations point out that India, the world’s largest democracy, with a population of a billion people, has chosen to forge ahead with e-voting.