An unfulfilled salesman walks into a bar… Sheryl Garratt meets John Bishop, the man who changed his life with comedy

WORRIED Premier League footballers have installed panic rooms in their homes in the wake of a series of raids on wealthy figures.

Ladies European Tour rookie Kiran Matharu makes her first appearance of the year at this week’s Tenerife Ladies Open at Golf del Sur having set herself a target of winning three times this season.

IF YOU think cutting the grass in your back garden is a chore, spare a thought for a young Corkman.