IF men got cystitis the way women get cystitis, it is without doubt that within 24 hours a state of international emergency would be declared.

Ireland head coach Declan Kidney last night put a positive spin on Jonny Sexton’s departure for France this summer, saying the move away from Leinster would not affect his Test career.

Keith Richards claimed he was “targeted by the British government” when he was famously put on trial for drugs offences in 1967.

A mother-of-three who was lost up a mountain for 18 hours says she survived on a Mars bar, water and prayers to the Sacred Heart.

CONSIDERING that the makers of Kit Kat went all the way to the European Court to protect their famous slogan, it is ironic that consumers are indeed having a break — from Nestlé Rowntree’s flagship product.