THAT’S all very well, but what’s Micheál Martin going to do about all the malodorous flatulence in our pubs and restaurants?

I WATCHED Rolling Back the Years from 1979 on RTÉ the other evening and all I could think of when I saw Bishop Eamon Casey and Fr Michael Cleary singing their hearts out on stage together during the Pope’s visit was — “now there goes a handy, holy double act, and no mistake.”

I LOVE when the bulls are sent racing through the streets in Pamplona in Spain every summer and they manage to gore the idiots who torment them.