Considering that most national charities rely on volunteerism to operate their plethora of fund-raising templates, it would seem only right that the managerial classes could exhibit a modicum of the same generosity of spirit. Not that they should get paid peanuts, but cream buns might suffice rather than caviar.

The era of eugenic euthanasia is upon us, since we have cleared the way for elective abortion, the wholesale termination of the vulnerable youngest.