Prince William and Kate Middleton announced their baby son would be called George Alexander Louis.

TEAL are such pretty little ducks — hardly as big as a wood pigeon — it’s sad to think of them stuffed inside a widgeon which is stuffed inside a mallard which is stuffed inside a goose, and the lot then put in the oven and roasted.

YOU cannot imagine too many patrons making the effort to get to Gowran Park tonight, given that four of the seven races are essentially impossible to solve handicaps, three of them particularly low grade.