No David Gillick, Derval O’Rourke down €28,000 despite almost medalling at the recent European Indoors and €12,000 set aside for Kenny Egan despite him having announced his retirement from the ring back in February.

A GUY walks into a bar and shouts: “Drinks all around: my wife’s next in line for the Nobel Peace Prize!”

WHO'D OF GUEST can complete a hat-trick of successes in the Yolanda O'Gorman Memorial Handicap at Ballinrobe this evening.