THE return of Stock Aitken and Waterman at a Hyde Park festival this July will, for some, confirm that we are living in an Eighties timewarp, reliving all the worst aspects of the decade: namely the recession.

Time to perm the hair again. Or to hide the bald patch.

Kylie Minogue’s dressing room has gone on display at the Victoria and Albert Museum – alongside treasures like her minuscule gold lame hotpants.