The 11-year-old boy didn’t have a passport, didn’t have a ticket, didn’t have a boarding pass, and somehow managed to get all the way from England to Italy.

It’ll be one Tel of a sight – a UK nationwide search is under way to find 1,000 Terry Venables lookalikes.

A British woman who received a £1.49 refund after discovering what looked like an unravelled condom in her curry is taking legal action.