Results over the weekend ended Munster’s slim chances of qualifying before a turnstile opened in Thomond Park on Sunday, writes Tom Savage.

Did he anticipate that the critics would claim that the work, in its partially shredded state, would climb in value to at least $2 million?

But who's right? The girls-can-be-engineers toy startup or the no-music-in-ads hip-hoppers? It may be down to a judge to decide.