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‘FOOTBALL Man Gets Football Job’ — as screaming headlines go, it does admittedly lack the zing of ‘Keano’s Back’ or even ‘Tractor Roy’ but if ever the words “Roy Keane” and “routine appointment” could be said to co-exist peacefully in the same sentence, then his arrival at Portman Road provides the appropriate context.

RICKY GERVAIS has the ideal face for comedy, according to new research into what makes us laugh.

Cult 70s hit Is This The Way To Amarillo? Is released today, threatening to carry the almost-forgotten singer Tony Christie to number one in the charts, and raising more money for Comic Relief in the UK.

Cheeky Girls' record Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) has been voted the worst pop song of all time.