British MP John McWilliam has called for Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer to be kicked out of the game following their brawl during Saturday’s Premiership clash with Aston Villa.

PETER HARRISON, the backer who has sunk a reported £22m into Britain's America's Cup Challenge, was last night wearing his widest smile of the week after his Farr 52 Chernikeeff 2 won the showcase IRM High Performance Class's 24.2 mile coastal race.

ANY reasonable person should realise that taking on the role of race director at Ford Cork Week could lead to an early grave, but for John McWilliam the position is one he revels in, and it has thankfully not yet resulted in any premature calls to the undertakers.