And so it comes to this; QPR chairman Tony Fernandes sits at the poker table in his underpants, carefully placing the keys to his house on the summit of a large pile of chips.

IF Wolves are serious about ending their tumultuous season with a scarcely credible promotion, they should look to Andy Keogh for inspiration.

QPR turned the Coca-Cola Championship form guide on its head to haul themselves off the foot of the table with a 2-0 win at Burnley last night.