Rock of Ages (15A) attempts that toughest of tough things — find some substance in the lyrics of Foreigner, REO Speedwagon, Pat Benatar, Def Leppard, Whitesnake and Poison and shoehorn them into a plot.

SULTRY film star Beatrice Dalle, who shot to fame in her debut role in Betty Blue, has married an inmate in a discreet ceremony held in a Brittany prison.